

The Cumber to my Batch
The Consulting criminal to my detective


so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??




I sent a letter to the Benedict while I was still in London. So while I’m cleaning out my mom’s desk drawer I see a folded envelope with my name on the very bottom, covered up by receipts and notes and I’m like “no…” and I open it AND
“Damn! Can never remember the…

